Please note that all events may be subject to change or
cancellation. What’s On is updated each month.
December 16
Club Night: guest speaker Russ Malkin
December 19
EKAM Christmas Dinner, The Red Lion, Hernhill
2010
January 20
Club Night: Quiz
February 16
Club Night: i2i talk
March16
Club Night: AGM followed by a Question Time type panel
with a Chairman and experts in road, track, off road and
maintenance.
You know you’re a cop when:
Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery and a car
chase.
You conduct checks on anyone who is friendly toward you.
You find humour in other people’s stupidity.
You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you
see.
You refer to your favourite restaurant by the junction at
which its located.
The person you're speaking with states, "That’s not mine. I
have no idea how that got there".
You believe that anyone who says " I only had a half" will
blow red.
You find out a lot about paranoia just by following people
around.
People flag you down on the street and ask you directions
to strange places that are signposted anyway.
You walk into places and people think its high comedy to
seize their mate and shout, "They've come to get you Bill."
People shout, "I didn’t do it" when you walk into a room
and think they’re being hugely funny and original.
You are the only person introduced at social functions by
profession.
